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Her Majesty’s Orchestra - “Ms. Christmas Tree, I Dig You”
I was swayed by the title too. Don’t be. This song is strong enough on its own, it rises above “Christmas novelty” into a swaggering, staggering thug of a carol that is only vaguely recognizable as festive. It’s Christmas in a tight Union Jack tee. It’s like a Friedberger holiday party, where Eleanor, sauced, has lost her voice from reading ingredients lists on all the items in the charity bin. Everybody: salt rennet! tartrazine! sodium phosphates! calcium chloride!
[whole album available (I also recommend “You’re Gettin’ Nothin’”)]
each person steps forward from the facing line, and says their line.
Mother: “I warmed him milk when he couldn’t sleep”
Barber: “I cut his hair every 3 months, tapered from the bottom”
Bully: “I taught him the value of healthy suspicion”
Neighbourhood kitty: “I gave him bad luck, and kisses”
Mayor: “I shook his hand on a cold day in March”
Best Friend ages 8-14: “He made me la–”
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… your speed ti - what you know rihanna - unfaithful (supa dups black chiney remix) beirut - scenic world barbara morgenstern - the operator (album version) nadiya - tous ces mots beyonce - irreplaceable corinne bailey …
I ain’t posting mp3s anymore, so I’m just gonna start bragging about shit…
Last week ruled. I saw Pete Townshend play at my friend Marko’s Hotel Cafe (some Billy dude from some Pumpkins band played too, someone said he was big in the 90s), saw The Who play The Hollwood Bowl from the…
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Oasis - “Lord Don’t Slow Me Down”
Oasis have a rockumentary movie coming out called Lord Don’t Slow Me Down that’s based on their last last tour and record Don’t Believe The Truth (which I think is tits). Noel’s gonna be at the CMJ screening of the…
